I originally saw this on FB and the responses were amusing and so much fun. As titled, badly describe what your job is.
Me: I talk people into giving me their money and personal information, find missing people, and keep records on them.
“Computer stuff.”
I know who people are and where they live without knowing what they look like.
Supporter, juggler, and friend!
People stalker, money tracker, generally nosy database controller.
I play with PowerPoint all day.
I'm a data jockey.
I take little pieces of paper with information on them, type the information into a computer, and then print out different pieces of paper with the same information on it so that I can thank the sender for sending me the first little piece of paper.
cat herder
Other's perception: IT: I (know all) Things (and do all Things)
I do all the web stuff.
I spend months plotting spontaneous friendships with rich people. I also constantly ask my friends for money.
I talk to my headset all day. ?
@Heather Niven but the question is: does your headset talk back? ?