Badly describe your job

Dana Burton

I originally saw this on FB and the responses were amusing and so much fun. As titled, badly describe what your job is.

Me: I talk people into giving me their money and personal information, find missing people, and keep records on them.

Bobby Steurer

“Computer stuff.”

Heather MacKenzie

I know who people are and where they live without knowing what they look like.

Crystal Bruce

Supporter, juggler, and friend!

Miki Martin

People stalker, money tracker, generally nosy database controller.

Allison King

I play with PowerPoint all day.

Penny Johnson

I'm a data jockey.

Aldera Chisholm

I take little pieces of paper with information on them, type the information into a computer, and then print out different pieces of paper with the same information on it so that I can thank the sender for sending me the first little piece of paper.

Lauren Henderson

cat herder

Other's perception: IT: I (know all) Things (and do all Things)

Christina Hall

I do all the web stuff.

Faith Murray

I spend months plotting spontaneous friendships with rich people. I also constantly ask my friends for money.

Heather Niven

I talk to my headset all day. ?

Faith Murray

@Heather Niven but the question is: does your headset talk back? ?